foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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[278167] • 6 days agoforeveralone-lyguy
me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense
[313126] • 6 days agofireball-mudflap

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

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[75996] • 1 week agosafe-net

jamieaiken919:

it wet

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[362534] • 1 week agomypugobsession
Anonymous said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

[91618] • 1 week agobillyteddy

xaannaax:

bookiesbooty:

It’s back.

This is my favorite video of all time

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[118055] • 1 week agobookiesbooty
Come lay with me. I wanna talk about nothing with someone that means something. —(via whatalovelythought)

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[201530] • 2 weeks agotrillvcvm

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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[228012] • 2 weeks agotittily

endocrines2014:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

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[180587] • 2 weeks agoendocrinez

stargates:

why is this so hard

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[117598] • 2 weeks agostargates
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